foodtrucker: ‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
moretoremember: I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people finding me attractive.
Person: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*
Yesterday after the Methods SAC which completely murdered me and arghdjhfuhfuhdbvb, my friend and I had a study period. He decided that he wasn’t going to do anymore maths because of we had all studied so much maths for the whole week, and decided instead to watch some anime and asked me if I watched anime anymore. It was then that I really realised that I don’t watch anime anymore,...
Here’s the thing. Men in our culture have been socialized to believe that their...– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via brute-reason)
orgygami: my political view is rebloglican
*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
So boreddd, even though I have so much homework to do … And there’s no one home to make me dinner … what to do… D: I should probably learn to cook … but to be honest, I’d rather eat nothing than make food. Argh, first world problems…
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
niknumber3: people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant says a lot
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
Open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than...– Arabic Proverb (via blua)
We don't talk anymore, but I wish you nothing but...
oddtitties: noteverysmileisrealxo: feistily: I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me. I don’t want to grow up. i think about this almost everyday. I think about this every single day
me: i like this character
me: no you dont understand
It would be nice to lose weight by eating.
lolzpicx: Responsibility Picking a career Thinking about the future
In class: I actually get this
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
Tumblring to de-stress myself. I should really, really be studying. But I need to rant, like usual. The day started off well. I listened to some happy, upbeat songs from a friend’s phone this morning, and perhaps listening to happy songs in the morning does make a difference. Didn’t do like, anything in my free period. I had planned out what I was going to do the night before, but...
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
About the SAC on Thursday and Friday:
Student 1: Argh, I bet they'll have some trig application question.
Me: Yeah, they always do.
Student 1: Just 'cause.
Student 2: Did you just say 'just cos'?
Student 1: What?
Me: OHHHHHHH, AHAHAHAHAHA, I GET THAT. AHAHAHAHAHA.
It was funnier at the time. You had to be there. Yes, I'm lame.
rneerkat: dont mess with the ocean it has a lot of mussels
broternia: i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul